Tag Archives: Humor

Rocketship to Planet Urologist

Posted on December 31, 2025 by Will Moss

Getting older, one awkward gland at a time It’s been getting harder to pee. It’s not that I can’t pee. That would be time to rush for the emergency room and get catheterized, something that (so far) I have not … Continue reading →

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In Space, No One Can Hear You Spin

Posted on November 9, 2025 by Will Moss

Crisis PR for science fiction’s most evil company Note: Minor spoilers for the recent “Alien: Earth” series. I was eleven in 1979 when my dad took me to see Ridley Scott’s Alien at the Geneva Drive-In, in South San Francisco. I watched … Continue reading →

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Growing Popularity of Alien Brain Squids Fuels Controversy

Posted on August 31, 2025 by Will Moss

Squid-wearers call for mankind’s extermination, but some say we should hear them out DES MOINES, Iowa—Aug 31, 2025—Debate raged today over the sudden popularity of head-worn squids in this normally sedate midwestern city. First noticed in social media posts from … Continue reading →

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The Ticking Spine Bomb

Posted on May 17, 2025 by Will Moss

My lower back counts me down to mortality I threw my back out. It happened as I was out for a pre-dawn run. One moment I was a gliding athletic superman, the picture of health. The next, blam!, I was hobbled … Continue reading →

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