Month: April 2025

  • Airshow!

    Family fun at America’s answer to the military parade

    We were living in Beijing in 2009 when the Party celebrated the 60th anniversary of the establishment of the People’s Republic. The main event was a giant military parade that would roll down Chang’an Avenue and past the Party dignitaries assembled on top of the Gate of Heavenly Peace, which definitely sounds like a place to review a bunch of weapons.1

    Our apartment was east of downtown, along the same boulevard that becomes Chang’an Ave. A rail spur that normally delivered trainloads of coal to the huge power station next door made it a good place to stage the armored vehicles participating in the parade. It was also a good place to breathe a lot of coal soot and heavy metals, but that was Beijing in those days.

    The day of the parade dress rehearsal, I put my toddler son on my shoulders and we stood with our neighbors and watched hundreds of tanks roll down the street2 in front of our compound. Tanks on Chang’an Ave is a historically complicated image, but it was also undeniably cool. My son was raptured on a cloud of diesel fumes.

    After the rehearsal, I was excited to watch the actual parade in person. We would all line the streets and cheer for the might of China!

    We would do no such thing. In the best authoritarian tradition, there would be no disorderly public crowds along the route. Only carefully selected groups in carefully selected areas. I, a politically unreliable foreign dork, would have to watch on TV with the masses. Like everyone else who lived along the parade route, we were restricted to our compound during the day of the main event.

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  • Every Wolf Everywhere All at Once

    A slick company is suddenly inescapable

    Wolf! Wolf! Wolf! Did you hear about the company that brought dire wolves back from extinction?

    I sure did. Couldn’t miss it. The company is called Colossal Biosciences. On April 7th, Time Magazine dropped this cover story:

    A Time Magazine cover dated May 12, 2025. The cover is a side-on portrait of a white wolf, with its head turned towards the camera. The wolf is against a stark grey background. Below the “Time” logograph is the word “Extinct” with a red line drawn through it. Below that is the following text: This is Remus. He’s a dire wolf. The first to exist in over 10,000 years, Endangered species could be changed forever. By Jeffrey Kluger.”

    Cool, cool. I mean, it turns out it’s not actually dire wolf. They’re still extinct. And this is complicated. But we’ll get back to that.

    Also on April 7th, the New Yorker dropped this story:

    A screen capture from a New Yorker article. The image is a white wolf pup on a solid black background, The pup is facing the camera with its head lowered. The text reads “annals of zoology” and then the headline, “The Dire Wolf is Back.” Below that is the subbed, “Colossal, a genetics startup, has birthed three pups that contain ancient DNA retrieved from the remains of the animal’s extinct ancestors. Is the wooly mammoth next? By D.T. Max. April 7, 2025.”

    Credulous headline, but more nuanced subhed than Time’s breathless treatment. Also, squeeeee! Look at that adorable little foof! (Warning: adult wolves significantly less foofy.)

    But wait, like a late night TV ad for Ginsu knives (shout out to Gen-X), there’s more! Here’s Wired, on the same day:

    Hmm. “Scientists claim…” And a probing subhed. The new Wired goes hard, you may have heard, and won’t just lap up your glitz.

    Never mind! Here’s three hours of Colossal Biosciences co-founder Ben Lamm on Joe Rogan’s podcast, also on April 7th. I’ll spare you the screen cap. Also, there was no way I was going to listen to three hours1 of this. I write this blog for free and there are limits to what I will endure for a wolf gag.

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