|
|
Browse by Tags
All Tags » Parenthood » Humor
-
Regular readers will recall that Imagethief became a father earlier this year. Having a child requires new parents to undertake many unfamiliar responsibilities. These include the obvious, such as the care and feeding of an infant, and some things that you really just don't think much about in advance. Among those are the bureaucratic hoops that ...
-
Conan the Barbarian, age 20
Mongol General
Conan! What is best in life?
Conan
To crush your enemies. To see them driven before you. To hear the lamentation of their women.
Conan the Barbarian, age 40
Mongol General
Conan! What is best in life?
Conan
To spend quality time with your family. To see your kids after work. To hear the precious ...
-
Although his wife may disagree, Imagethief believes very deeply that Homo sapiens should have a gestational period of 241 weeks. Forty weeks is simply not long enough for first-time parents to come to grips with the reality of having a child.
The funny thing is that thirty-nine weeks ago it seemed like plenty. Nine months of pregnancy felt like a ...
|
|
|