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  • Illegal Baby part 2: I fought the law and the law won

    Regular readers will recall that Imagethief became a father earlier this year. Having a child requires new parents to undertake many unfamiliar responsibilities. These include the obvious, such as the care and feeding of an infant, and some things that you really just don't think much about in advance. Among those are the bureaucratic hoops that ...
    Posted to Imagethief (Weblog) by will on October 5, 2008
  • How parenthood rewires your head, barbarian edition

    Conan the Barbarian, age 20 Mongol General Conan! What is best in life? Conan To crush your enemies. To see them driven before you. To hear the lamentation of their women. Conan the Barbarian, age 40 Mongol General Conan! What is best in life? Conan To spend quality time with your family. To see your kids after work. To hear the precious ...
    Posted to Imagethief (Weblog) by will on July 30, 2008
  • The baby is coming next week, pinhead!

    Although his wife may disagree, Imagethief believes very deeply that Homo sapiens should have a gestational period of 241 weeks. Forty weeks is simply not long enough for first-time parents to come to grips with the reality of having a child. The funny thing is that thirty-nine weeks ago it seemed like plenty. Nine months of pregnancy felt like a ...
    Posted to Imagethief (Weblog) by will on February 27, 2008
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