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How parenthood rewires your head, barbarian edition

Posted Wednesday, July 30, 2008 10:15 PM by will
Conan the Barbarian, age 20 Mongol General Conan! What is best in life? Conan To crush your enemies. To see them driven before you. To hear the lamentation of their women. Conan the Barbarian, age 40 Mongol General Conan! What is best in life? Conan To Read More...
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The baby is coming next week, pinhead!

Posted Wednesday, February 27, 2008 6:51 AM by will
Although his wife may disagree, Imagethief believes very deeply that Homo sapiens should have a gestational period of 241 weeks. Forty weeks is simply not long enough for first-time parents to come to grips with the reality of having a child. The funny Read More...
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