This New York Times article is a few days old, but I didn't have time to get to it when it first came out. Apparently some of the press conferences got a little scratchy as journalists got frustrated with BOCOG's oblique responses to any question not focusing on China's immense medal haul, and the IOCs equally vapid responses. In this case, the catalyst was Beijing's three pointless "protest zones" (pointless because no protests have been authorized, thus rendering the zones moot):

The microphone passed to Alex Thomson of Channel 4 News in Britain. “My question is short,'’ he promised sweetly. It was. “Given that the Chinese government has lied through its teeth in keeping its promises, is the I.O.C. in any way embarrassed?'’

Giselle Davies, the I.O.C. spokeswoman, thanked him for his question and continued, “We are very proud of the fact that these Games are progressing with spectacular sport, spectacular sports venues,'’ adding that they were also running smoothly.

Thomson was not deterred.

‘’Is the I.O.C. embarrassed?'’ he asked again.

He asked the question five times in all as Davies answered repeatedly with variations on the theme that the I.O.C. was happy that the Games were “operationally running very smoothly.”

When Thomson told her that nobody in the room thought she had answered the question, she replied that the Olympics were “an event first and foremost for the athletes.'’

Right. So no need to broadcast it or have hundreds of millions of dollars in sponsorships or turn the Games into a nationalist chest-thumping contest then. It's first and foremost for the athletes.

Moments later, when Michael Bristow of the BBC asked about the protest parks that had been set up, Wang’s cool again threatened to crack.

Not one Chinese person has had his application to protest approved, Bristow said. He added that Wang kept saying that the parks were not Bocog’s responsibility, but it had been that body’s director of security, Liu Shaowu, who had announced their creation in the first place.

Wang answered that the parks represented “a step further for the Chinese.” They are part of the Chinese people’s constitutional rights.

So is voting, Bristow said, and asked how the parks represent progress if no one was being allowed to protest.

Wang said: “China has stepped forward. The ordinary Chinese in the street will give the same answer. Do not underestimate the wisdom of the Chinese people. Do not think that you are smartest.'’

Smooth. I think I'm going to introduce insults into my spokesmanship training classes as an effective tool for deflecting tough questions. Why go through all the trouble of memorizing key messages and techniques for dealing gracefully with difficult questions when a succinct, "Your momma so dumb it took her two hours to watch '60 Minutes'" will do the job.

For the record (such as it is) it would be nearly a week before more details on protest applications came out.

It's a sure sign of too many journalists in too small a space when the media starts writing about its duels with spokesmen at press conferences. Still, if there is an organization that deserves a little roughing-up in Q&A, it is probably BOCOG. Pent up frustration, especially from journalists who've been dealing with BOCOG for the past two or three years, may explain the desire to needle Wang and the other spokespeople. I've yet to find the journalist with a kind word for BOCOG's press conferences, quality of information or responsiveness. Any that want to be the first can contact me care of this website.

Previously:

Olympic match-up: Brooks vs. Fallows

Wang Wei

No questions, please. This is
a press conference.